Joke: He Should Have Listened to the Parrot's Words
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. And when he picked up a jewelry box to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying:
This Joke Starts With a Young Couple Going On a Honeymoon
A husband and wife head off on their honeymoon, only to return home to find a surprise...
This Cat is a Master Thief on a Large Scale!
This cat has turned to a life of crime.
21 Things a Burglar Could Tell You, But Certainly Won't
This post could save your possessions, or even your life, someday. That's why you have to make sure that you read it!
Funny Joke: The Parrot With the Ominous Warning
A parrot gives an ominous warning to a burglar that just entered his human's house. Despite the burglar's laughter, it's the parrot that has the last laugh.
Old maid's burglar - A Funny Lymric!
A story I'll tell of a burglar bold
This Joke Starts With What Adam and Eve Said to God
Adam and Eve are in the Garden of Eden talking to God. God soon begins to create animal friends as companions for them...
How Much is My Bill Again!? (Hilarious Joke)
A woman takes her motionless dog to the vet, only for him to confirm that he is in fact dead. He employs a special method just to make sure...
These Photos Show Just How Weird Russia Really Is
Russia is the world's largest countries, and it's also one of the world's oddest. Here are 23 funny photos that could have only been taken in Russia.
This Joke Starts With a Woman Taking Her Lover Home
A married woman returns home with her lover, only for her 9-year-old son to spot them and hide in the closet. Her husband also arrives soon after...
Can I Have Some Lamb Chops Please, Butcher? (Funny Joke)
A dog pays a visit to the butcher complete with a note in his mouth that asks for lamb chops. The butcher is dumbfounded...
I Told You Not to Shoot More Than One Moose (Funny Joke)
Two moose hunters take a plane to a remote lake in Canada. The pilot warns them not to shoot more than one moose due to payload capacity...
What On Earth Is the EMT Doing to That Boy!? (Funny)
This hilarious prank sees an injured boy and an EMT pretending to close a wound on the boy's leg using a stapler. Watch people fall for it now!
I've Never Seen a Dog With Such Abilities (Hilarious Joke)
A dog sees a vacancy at a local business and decides to head inside to put himself up for the job. He faces resistance from the manager...
This Naughty Policeman Prank Is Utterly Hysterical!
This hilarious prank involves a naughty policeman, his enraged wife and a few innocent bystanders. What's for certain is that it's downright hysterical!
Hilarious: What Would You Do If You Saw This Happening?
What would you do if you saw a scene like this? It's hilarious to see how the people in this video react to what they see going on in front of them!
Discover the Hilarious Adventures of a Baby and His Dog
Boy and Dog was created by Nate Anderson after his wife gave birth to their son Rowan. Take a look at the hilarious adventures of Boy and Dog.
This Joke Starts With a Church Matron Cooking Some Beans
Mary is making a pot of her beloved beans to take to her church, but her son, little Johnny, is around the house wielding a BB gun...
Hilarious: Hey Parrot, How Do You Stay Up With No Legs?
A man walks into a pet shop when he comes across a very eloquent parrot. He immediately notices that the parrot has no legs...
This Joke Starts With a Woman Being Burgled By An Intruder
An old woman is accosted by a burglar, but she soon has an appropriate response for him. It seems to work...
WATCH: Man Ditches "Pregnant" Wife In Hilarious Prank
A man pretends to ditch his "pregnant" wife for another woman in this hilarious prank. Watch the video to see the hilarious expressions on bystanders' faces.
This Joke Starts With a Guy Getting a Nice Jewish Dog
When a man gets a dog that has the ability to speak, his neighbor is completely stunned. Things begin to get weird very quickly from that point on...
Hilarious: Please Lord, Make Me Comfortable Here in Heaven
When a cat dies and goes to Heaven, it makes a special request to God for the hard life it had to endure on Earth. God is only too happy to oblige...
Hilarious: Sir, Can You Stay in Your Allocated Seat?
When a theater usher finds an unruly cowboy sprawled across three seats, he has to intervene. Things soon get messy.. .
It's Advisable to Wear Bells On Your Clothing, Sir (Funny)
The Alaska Department of Fish and Game took it upon itself to warn outdoorsmen of the dangers of bears. Its advice was odd to say the least...
A Generous Lawyer Invites a Family Over For Dinner (Joke)
When a lawyer is going about town in his limo, he spots two men eating grass at the side of the road. He immediately stops to see what on earth is going on...
Funny Joke: An Uninvited Guest Keeps Coming Over
An old, tired looking dog keeps wandering into the house next door. The owners decide that it's time to investigate...
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Sick of Blonde Jokes
This blonde is so fed up of blonde jokes that she decides to change her hair color. Little did she know that she would be exposed just the same...
Joke: Things Get Interesting When Hubby's Friend Pops Over
When her husband's weird friend shows up uninvited, this wife knows that she's in for a rather odd time...