Joke: He Should Have Listened to the Parrot's Words
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. And when he picked up a jewelry box to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying:
This Cat is a Master Thief on a Large Scale!
This cat has turned to a life of crime.
21 Things a Burglar Could Tell You, But Certainly Won't
This post could save your possessions, or even your life, someday. That's why you have to make sure that you read it!
Funny Joke: The Parrot With the Ominous Warning
A parrot gives an ominous warning to a burglar that just entered his human's house. Despite the burglar's laughter, it's the parrot that has the last laugh.
Old maid's burglar - A Funny Lymric!
A story I'll tell of a burglar bold
How Much is My Bill Again!? (Hilarious Joke)
A woman takes her motionless dog to the vet, only for him to confirm that he is in fact dead. He employs a special method just to make sure...
Hilarious! This Cat Can't Be Beat!
This joke begins with a very frustrated man and a very smart cat...
Have You Heard This One? The Advanced Vet
This veterinarian has his own way of checking his patients.
Joke: A Naughty New Tenant
A new tenant has come to the house, and is already causing trouble!
Joke: A Stern Warning
The Alaska Department of Fish and Game took it upon itself to warn outdoorsmen of the dangers of bears. Its advice was odd to say the least...
Watch Simon's Cat Deal With a Very Friendly Doggie
In this episode of Simon's Cat, the cat must contend with an enthusiastic and friendly dog.
Joke: The Cat Poem!
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep...
Joke: I Swear, He Can Talk!
A man and his dog walk into a talent agents office...
Animal Joke: The Cat, the Dog and the Parakeet!
This joke begins with a dog, a parakeet and a cat ascending to heaven.
Joke: The Firefighter, the Little Girl and Her Firetruck
This joke begins with a firefighter noticing a little girl with her own fire truck...
Joke: The Smartest or Dumbest Dog Ever?
This joke begins with perhaps the smartest dog ever...
Funny Joke: The Chihuahua Guard Dog!
This joke begins with a husband off to find a good guard dog....
The Doggy Salesman: This Prank Will Make You Laugh!
Just for laughs does it again with a doggy salesman that astounds all comers!
This Joke Begins With Some Money Trouble...
This joke begins with a college student running into money trouble...
I Told You Not to Shoot More Than One Moose (Funny Joke)
Two moose hunters take a plane to a remote lake in Canada. The pilot warns them not to shoot more than one moose due to payload capacity...
What On Earth Is the EMT Doing to That Boy!? (Funny)
This hilarious prank sees an injured boy and an EMT pretending to close a wound on the boy's leg using a stapler. Watch people fall for it now!
Hilarious: What Would You Do If You Saw This Happening?
What would you do if you saw a scene like this? It's hilarious to see how the people in this video react to what they see going on in front of them!
This Joke Starts With a Guy Getting a Nice Jewish Dog
When a man gets a dog that has the ability to speak, his neighbor is completely stunned. Things begin to get weird very quickly from that point on...
Hilarious: Please Lord, Make Me Comfortable Here in Heaven
When a cat dies and goes to Heaven, it makes a special request to God for the hard life it had to endure on Earth. God is only too happy to oblige...
Funny Joke: An Uninvited Guest Keeps Coming Over
An old, tired looking dog keeps wandering into the house next door. The owners decide that it's time to investigate...