Adult humor

Joke: Making This Call About a Wedding is a Tough Decision

A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...

This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed

A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife and four children. Three are tall and athletic, but the fourth... isn't. He asks his wife about them...

This Joke Starts With a Man Working Late

A businessman works late to be with his young secretary, but eventually makes his way home. He begins to think up his excuses...

Hilarious: What On Earth Has Gotten Into the Minister?

A minister gives a talk to the Lions Club on sex, but things quickly start to unravel...

Did the Funeral Really Cost This Much, Madam? (Hilarious)

When a widow is left $30,000 in her late husband's will to cover the cost of his funeral, she hatches a cunning plan...

Hilarious: A Husband and His Honest Opinion

This woman asks her husband for an honest opinion regarding how old she looks...

Hilarious: The Funny Business of Marriage!

Some great jokes with a common theme...

Today's Joke: His Last Wishes...

A good wife carries out the final wishes of her husband...

This Joke Begins With a Husband Coming Home From Work...

This joke begins with a husband coming home to his wife...

This Joke Starts With Door-to-door Research Being Done

A man is doing door-to-door research on behalf of a petroleum jelly manufacturer when he a very beautiful housewife opens up her front door for him...

This Joke Starts With Two Dogs Mating in Someone's Yard

Two guys are riding in a car when their conversation turns to their respective sex lives. One proposes alcohol as a method of getting more action...

This Joke Starts With a Man Being Rushed to Hospital

Mr. Steinberg is rushed to hospital having suffered a heart attack. His wife wants a doctor's note for her to sleep with him after surgery...

Receptionist, You Must Come Quickly (Hilarious Joke)

A receptionist is alerted to the presence of a man outside the window of an old lady who's staying at the hotel. She goes to investigate the problem...

Hilarious: It Can Be Difficult Getting a Straight Answer...

A woman is in front of a judge giving answers about her pending divorce, but she seems to have trouble giving a straight answer...

This Joke Starts With an American Man Buying a Pig

An American man decides to stop off at a farm in the Deep South in order to buy a pig. Things soon start to get weird...

This Joke Starts With a Black-eyed Guy Boarding a Plane

Two men sit next to each other on a flight. They both notice that they have black eyes, and the conversation immediately turns to that...

This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Talking in Bed

A husband and wife are having a discussion in bed, but it isn't quite about what it seems at first...

This Joke Starts With Two Men Playing a Quick 18 Holes

Two men are attempting to get in a quick round of golf when they are held up by two women. One of the men decides to give them the hurry-along...

Hilarious: Let Me Try and Use This Password

A woman is helping her husband to set up his new laptop. He decides to enter a new password, but the laptop doesn't seem to be interested...

Joke: Man Goes to a Psychiatrist About a Bossy Wife

A man visits a psychiatrist due to his bossy wife. The psychiatrist promptly tells him not to allow her to do so. He heads home with a new attitude.

I Promise It'll Be Yours One Day, Honey (Hilarious Joke)

A husband and wife are walking down the street when the wife spots a diamond necklace in a jewelry store window. Sadly, he doesn't have the cash to buy it...

Hilarious: Who Would Have Thought She Donated So Much?

A pastor pleads to his congregation to be generous with donations that day. He soon notices a $1000 bill on one of the offering plates...