This Joke Starts With a College Student Writing to His Dad

A college student wrote a letter home: Dear folks, I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels. I beg on bended knee that you forgive me. Your son, Marvin P.S.

Joke: The Cheeky Student

One day when I was a junior medical student, a very important Boston surgeon visited the school and delivered a great treatise on a large number of patients who had undergone successful operations for vascular reconstruction.

This Joke Starts With a Dean Welcoming Students to College

We Must Uphold Our Standards In This College funny, hilarious, joke, humor, lecture, baba recommends, students, university, college, freshmen, dean The Dean of Women at a college welcomes the new freshmen in a lecture. The topic of her discussions soon turns to morality...

Joke: This Professor Wasn't Ready For Such Smart Replies

A college student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch. However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said: 'A swan shan't be friends with a pig.' 'Then I shall fly on,' answered the student with a smile.

Have You Heard This Joke? A Scot Goes to an English Uni

Donald MacDonald from the Scottish Highlands, went to study Law at a renowned and austere English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there. After he had been there a month, his old mother came to visit him.

This Joke Starts With a Little Boy Pulling Faces At School

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. She thought for a minute about what to say with him, then came up with what she thought was the perfect solution.

Dinner Table Manners - Great Joke! (adult)

During a good manners and etiquette class being held for high-schoolers, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"

Have You Heard This Joke? What One Small Point Can Do

Joke: One Little Dot... funny, joke, teacher, student This hilarious joke makes you think about how a little dot can ruin everything.

This Joke Starts With a Librarian Being Awoken At Night

funny, hilarious, joke, humor, man, library, student, librarian, trapped A librarian is awoken by a phone call in the middle of the night. The person on the other end wants to know what time it opens in the morning...

This Joke Starts With a Teacher Asking a Question

A 6th Grade Teacher Asks a Question funny, hilarious, joke, humor, teacher, student, question, arithmetic, 6th grade A sixth-grade teacher asks her class an arithmetic question about how an inheritance is split. A clever little boy has the perfect answer...

This Joke Starts With Four Sophomores Taking Chemistry

But Professor, We Had a Flat Tire funny, hilarious, joke, humor, baba recommends, student, flat tire, college, sophomore, exams Four female sophomores go to another college over the weekend and get quite drunk. They only get back on Monday, missing their organic chemistry exam...

Joke: How to Raise Your Grade

The student comes up to the professor, "What is this, why did you grade me an 80?" The professor looks at the exam again, "Yep, an 80 is what you deserve" The student takes the exam back, and asks "If I'll bite my own eye, will you give me an 85?"