Joke: The Old Man's Secret
A TV crew decides to visit a hundred years old man living alone in a cabin in the woods When they go there they see he is chopping wood and carrying it all by himself. He is active and healthy and has the body of a forty-year-old man. They ask him "What is your secret?"
Joke: The Professor and the Old Man
After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old man, who greets him with a big smile and says: "May I come in? I worked in this very room thirty years ago when I was a professor at this college.” “Sure!” replied the professor. “Be my guest!”
This Joke Starts With An Old Man Ordering a Hamburger
An old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife...
Hilarious: He's a Lucky Old Man... Or Is He?
An 84-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears, the old man answers, "I'm in love with a 22-year-old woman." "Well, what's wrong with that?" asks the young man.
Great Joke: What's Your Secret, Old Man?
Roger, 88, married Jenny, a beautiful 45-year-old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
This Joke Starts With An Old Man Using Cold Water to Clean
John went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's grandfather prepared a breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.
Never Make Fun of An Old Man, Because You Never Know...
This group of friends were playing soccer, when old grandfather Memo came and insisted he be given a place on one of the teams. While they didn't want to disrespect their elders, they weren't happy about it. That is, until the old man gives the game a real twist.
This Old Man Kept His Amazing Voice Secret Until He Was 60
Martin Hurkens is a 60-year-old Dutch baker, whose daughter secretly enlisted him to appear on Holland's Got Talent. After mulling it over, the surprised old man actually went through with the show.
Joke: The Old Man, the Young Man and the Potato
A young man moves to the beach area and is trying to meet women, but isn't having much luck. One day, the young guy is walking down the beach, and he passes an old guy, who is completely surrounded by young beautiful women in bikinis vying for his attention.
Today's Joke: A Desperate Man
Hoping against hope that it is water, he starts running towards what he thinks is an oasis, only to find a little old man with a little stand, full of ties. 'Hey you, do you have water?' Pants the criminal. The old man replied, 'I have already finished my water, but would you like to buy a tie?
Joke: The Familiar Old Man
One day when Jesus was relaxing in Heaven, He happened to notice a familiar-looking old man. Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, "Did you, by any chance, ever have a son?" "Yes," said the old man, "but he wasn't my biological son.
Joke: The Old Man and the Puddle
Content Joke: The Old Man and the Puddle joke It was a long day at work, and George decided to leave his London office and walk to the pub across the street to get a few drinks.
Joke: The Old Man, the Moped and the Ferrari
A hip young man goes out and buys himself an expensive car: A Ferrari 599 GTO. It costs him almost $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man on a moped (both looking about 75 years old) pulls up next to him.
This Joke Starts With a Man Trying to Steal a Hat
An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Rather than purchasing a new one, he decided he would go to church and steal one out of the vestibule.
Hilarious: An Old Woman Won't Be Beaten Twice
An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. The whole street could hear them screaming and yelling whenever they had a confrontation. The old man used to say: “I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
This Man is 70 Years Old?? Unbelievable.
Sam "Sonny" Bryant is 70 years old. But if you saw him in the gym, you'd swear he was 30 years younger. If you saw his body alone, you'd swear he was 50 years younger. This 70 year old bodybuilder actively participates in competitions while being twice the age of most other contestants.
Old Men, Gorillas and Everything - Great Jokes!
" A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.
This Joke Starts With A Man Pulling Up Next to a Ferrari
This Joke Starts With a Worried Man at His Annual Physical
The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask whether anything was troubling him. "Well, to tell you the truth, Doc, yes," answered the patient. "You see, I seem to be getting forgetful.
Hilarious: An Old Worker Has a Bet With a Young Worker
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. 'Why don't you put your money where your mouth is,' he said.
The Smartest Dresser in Berlin Is an 86-Year Old Tailor
Yet, even I was stunned when I saw the incredible fashion sense of this 86-year-old gentleman who lives in Berlin. Every day he strolls into work wearing a new suit of some kind, which prompted photographer Zoe Spawton to start snapping a picture of him every morning.
Joke: The 160 Year Old Man
says Saint Peter, totally amazed at the man's modesty. "We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old! God himself wants to see you!" The contractor is awestruck and can only look at Saint Peter with his mouth wide open.
Funny: The Doctor's Advice Gets This Old Woman in Trouble
Several days later, the old woman returned to the doctor, and he asked her if his suggestions worked. “Oh, Doctor!” she exclaimed. “It was horrible!
An Old Man Teaches a Businessman a Valuable Life Lesson
We can all learn a lot from this story of a business man and the mysterious old man he met one day...