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Joke: The Talking Horses

There were two horses standing in the fenced field alongside the road and the man was amazed when the nearest of the two horses repeated, "It's your fuel pump. Tap it with your flashlight, and try it again."

Joke: The Priest and the Lucky Horses

One day while he was at the track playing the ponies and all but losing his shirt, Mitch noticed a priest who stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race. Lo and behold, that horse - a very long shot - won the race!

Joke: Joe's Dead Horse

A young man named Joe bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse within the next few days. A couple of days later, the farmer drove up to Joe's house and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died."

Horses Are the Best Inspiration for Mythological Creatures

Cheval Mallet, the Mallet Horse from French Folklore (By Tsaag Valren, Wikimedia Commons ) 3. Hippocampus, the sea-horse popular in Greek, Roman, Phoenician and other mythologies ( Wikimedia Commons ) 4.

Joke: The Horse and Chicken Restaurant

Content Joke: The Horse and Chicken Restaurant joke A man faces a violation for adding horse meat to the chicken stew in his restaurant...

QUIZ: The Great Horse Trivia Test!

All horses in North America came originally from Europe. True False A young male horse is called... A stallion A mare A colt A filly A horses's gallop top speed is about... 27 mph (44 kph) 15 mph (24 kph) 35 mph (56 kph) 8 mph (13 kph) Wild horses live in groups of up to horses.

Joke: Little Johnny Buys a Horse

Content Joke: Little Johnny Buys a Horse joke Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.

Get Ready For Equestrian Adventures With Beautiful Horses!

Horses are a truly spectacular creation of nature , gifted with an excellent sense of balance and long tapered legs that are designed for speed. Most types of horses have been bred over centuries, as human beings have been domesticating horses since 4000 BC.

The Caterpillar, the Horse and the Parrot - Animal Jokes!

Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move. Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respond. Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing.

This Artist Was Renowned For His Horse-Inspired Paintings!

His passion for art and nature eventually collided in the most perfect of ways, circling around his love of horses, more specifically, racehorses. He was enthralled by their energy, elegance, and incredible physique.