Joke: The Native American Donkey
The next day the anthropologist shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. One man says "Since you're our guest, you get to go first." The doctor not knowing what to do stands without a clue until a tribesman explains to him: "Use the donkey". The anthropologist: "What!??"
This Joke Starts With An Old Man, a Boy and a Donkey
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding.
An Inspiring Moral: Not Such a Donkey After All!
To start the music click on "play" [related_articles] Moral: Not Such a Donkey After All inspiring, tale, moral, success, donkey This short tale reminds us that just when we think all hope is lost, there may be a brighter solution.
These Adorable Baby Donkeys Will Warm Your Heart
While we all enjoy looking at a young fox, or deer, rarely do we ever take the time to look at baby donkeys. The photos below will make you realize how cute and cuddly these farm animals really are! Take a look at these heartwarming photos of fuzzy baby donkeys: 1.
Adorable Miniature Donkeys Are Here to Make Your Day
Source Not to be confused with baby donkeys, miniature donkeys are a distinct breed. In their native Sicily and Sardinia, they are not considered miniature. Source Miniature donkeys are both loyal and affectionate with humans and other animals.
Feeling Down Today? Let These Donkey Photos Perk You Up!
May 8 th is world donkey day, but there are some places around the world where donkeys are celebrated every day of the year.
Have You Heard This One? Shocking News!
However, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. And, to his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER’S ASS SHOWS.
Joke: The King Needs a New Weatherman
On the way he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because in just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area".
This Goat Went on a Hunger Strike... and It Worked.
For the last 10 years, he has been living with a donkey named Jellybean. In order to make a better life for them, they were separated and sent to different shelters. Unfortunately, the animal welfare group did not realize how deep the bond between goat and donkey went. Mr.
Watch These Animals Go From Hopeless to Hopeful and Happy
Animal Rescue Compilation animals, video, dogs, cats, inspirational, compilation, animal rescue, donkey, Hope for Paws This video will show you a compilation of the most needy animals getting rescued and returned to health and happiness.
Hilarious: Do You Really Think I'm Naive Enough for That?
But inside, all they found was the edge of a donkey's tail and an envelope. The envelope contained a letter with only one line. "Only an ass gives everything away too soon." Image source: Deposit Photos Scroll below for more funny jokes!
A Historical Look at Some Great Friends
It wasn't that long ago that our main form of transportation came from ACTUAL horse power, and sometimes mule or donkey. We forget it sometimes, today, but they have helped us reach our goals for thousands of years before we started relying on metal boxes with oil for blood.
This Trio of Mother-in-law Jokes Will Have You In Stitches
Mother-in-law Joke #1: The Prized Donkey A farmer’s wife is tending to his prized donkey when it rears its hind legs and kicks her right in the head, knocking the life out of her in an instant. The funeral took place a few days later, and the farmer’s friends consoled him one-by-one.
10 Animal Pairs We Always Confuse Between!
However, baby salamanders look more like tadpoles. 1 Donkeys/Mules Donkies and mules do look a lot alike. But the differences are there - Mules have smaller ears than the donkey's famous larger ones, and their tail looks like that of a horse.
Joke: The Sermon Notes
Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not 'bet his ass.' David slew Goliath, he did not 'kick the crap' out of him. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass. We do not refer to the cross as the Big T!
Incredible: An Entire Village... Made of Clay!
Visitors were treated to exquisite works of clay art in all shapes and sizes, reproducing over 500 lifelike characters, more than 50 horses, mules, donkeys and more than 20 vessels of various sizes, shaped tower, bridge, country, docks, and other magnificent street town life scenes.
These Cute Baby Animals Will Warm Your Heart
Baby Hedgehog Baby Panda Baby Kangaroo Baby Porcupine Baby Chinchilla Baby Hamster Baby Rabbit Baby Camel Baby Crocodile Baby Echidna Baby Armadillo Baby Wombat Baby Skunk Baby Fox Baby Pig Baby Seal Baby Prairie Dogs Baby Donkey Baby Giraffe Baby Chameleon [related_articles] Baby Albino Koala Baby Octopus
You Have to See These 18 Hybrid Animals to Believe Them
Zonkey A strange mix of a zebra and a donkey. 4. Jaglion A rare combination of a male Jaguar and a female lion. Pictured above are Jahzara and Tsunami, born in Ontario Canada's Bear Creek Wildlife Sanctuary. 5. Geep Another rare species. This is the offspring of a goat and a sheep.
Need a Smile? Let These Hilarious Animals Bring It Out!
A donkey, in a hole... Bed & Breakfast! This is one ice-cold pug! Bubbles! Wait what? Bubbles! What? ... Guess what he asked for his birthday... We've all been there... The most polite fish you'll ever meet: Should they be concerned? That driver looks a little husky... I'm coming with you, right?
Take a Walk Along the Most Amazing Cliff Paths in the World
Donkey Path, Santorini, Greece Santorini is one of the more popular islands of Greece, with millions of tourists visiting each year to enjoy the ocean scenery and laid-back Greek lifestyle.
XMAS MUSIC BOX: These Carols Send a Shiver Down Your Spine
Click here to play all videos Once in Royal David's City We wish you a Merry Christmas We Three Kings of Orient Are Silent Night O Holy Night O Come, All ye Faithful Little Donkey Jingle Bells Hark!
These Poor Little Pets Have Been to the Animal Hospital
Little donkey, had a heavy day... Source The tiniest hamster and the smallest cast. Source Even in her cast she looks so beautiful. This poor little hedgehog, only 10 weeks old, was found with 3 broken legs. Jeff Moore The fox is so clever to use his cast to rest his head on.
I Never Knew Politicians Could Be So Clever!
Lyndon B Johnson The 36th President of the United States, during an interview held in 1964, couldn’t help but notice the similarities between being the President, and being a donkey. “Being president is like being a jack— in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do but to stand there and take it.”
Hilarious Photos of One of the Largest Dog Breeds
This Hunter Of Wolves Needs a Teddy To Feel Safe As Big As A Donkey Irish Wolfhounds Love Peanut Butter The Irish Wolfhound, A Perfect Bed Buddy He Heard Some Thunder!