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Dirty Joke: Pub and Sausage

Joke: Pub and Sausage funny, joke, dirty joke, Irish, drinking, bar joke, rude joke, st. partick's day Sean and Mickey are planning to go out on St. Patrick's Day, but only have a few cents between them...

This Joke Begins With Very Strange Condoms...

For more funny jokes scroll below. The Olympic Colors... funny, hilarious, joke, adult jokes, dirty joke, olympic A hilarious joke about which medals and relationships...

This Joke Begins With a Smoking Nun...

Scroll below for more funny jokes! The Pharmacist Had Never Had a Similar Request Before... funny, hilarious, rude, smoking, dirty joke, nuns Two nuns are sneaking about trying to have a cigarette without Mother Superior finding out.

Cheeky Joke: Did He Just Say That?!?

For more funny jokes scroll below! The Farmer's Interview joke, adult humor, dirty joke, mad cow When they interviewed him, they never expected him to say this...

Have You Heard This Joke? That's NOT What It Means

Scroll below for more funny jokes! Taking Extra Precautions on the Interstate funny, car, hilarious, police, old lady, cop, dirty joke, emergency, interstate, flat tire An old woman gets a flat tire on the interstate.

Have You Heard This Joke? Did He Just Say That?!? (Rude)

For more funny jokes scroll below! The Farmer's Interview joke, adult humor, dirty joke, mad cow When they interviewed him, they never expected him to say this...

This One Begins with a Police Raid (Rude)...

For more funny jokes scroll below! Joke: Granny Gets Up to Something... funny, hilarious, grandma, dirty joke, oranges What's granny doing in the Red Light District?

Two Blondes Are Better Than One... Or Are They? (Funny)

A little more to the right ... " Photos by Deposit Photos Scroll below for more funny jokes! This Blonde Locked Herself Out Of Her Car... funny, joke, humor, blondes, baba recommends, blonde, dirty joke A blonde has managed to lock herself out of her car at the gas station.

Hilarious: Lawyer vs. Chiropractor

For more funny jokes scroll below. Excuse Me, But Why Are You Touching Me?

This Is What Happens When Statues Come to Life (Funny)

Scroll below for more funny jokes! The Statues That Came to Life funny, hilarious, joke, humor, statues, angel, male, female, dirty joke, pigeons These park statues were brought to life by an angel as a reward, but little did the angel know what they would get up to once they were vivified...

Hilarious: An Unexpected Invitation From a Neighbor

Scroll below for more funny jokes! That's Not Quite What I Had In Mind... funny, hilarious, joke, humor, gay, dirty joke, neighbors, countryside When a neighbor comes knocking to welcome a man who's new to the area, it isn't quite the welcome he expected...

Hilarious: There Are Ways to Refuse Gifts, Pastor!

Images courtesy of Depositphotos Scroll below for more funny jokes! Even the Pastor Needs to Make Exceptions... funny, hilarious, old lady, dirty joke, pastor, congregation This pastor is so faithful to the word of God that his congregation ends up footing the bill for his sizable family...

Hilarious: The Greedy Neighbor Confesses...

Text Messages Can Get Misconstrued So Easily... funny, hilarious, joke, wife, dirty joke, WiFi, text messages, misinterpretation A man texts his neighbor to tell him that he's using something that belongs to him without his permission. Sadly, things start to go awry almost immediately...

Have You Heard This Joke? These Jokes Are Rude!

" With a big grin on his face, the African ambassador whispered in his ear: " One of them's a cannibal. " Cover image courtesy of Ambro / freedigitalphotos.net Scroll below for more funny jokes!

This Joke Starts With a Rare Alcohol Expert

A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink. The drunk tried it and said, “It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.

Joke: The Odd Driver

Scroll below for more funny jokes! How Many Letters Do You Have to Your Name, Sir? funny, speeding, hilarious, joke, humor, police, cop, dirty jokes, acronyms When a cop pulls over a man for speeding, little does he know what he's in for...

Joke: The Magic Scales

Scroll below for more funny jokes! The Special Weighing Scales... funny, joke, humor, machine, dirty, hot, coins, guy A woman goes over to a weight machine while waiting for a bus. To her amazement, the machine talks back to her and appears to be able to predict the future...