Dirty Joke: Pub and Sausage

Joke: Pub and Sausage funny, joke, dirty joke, Irish, drinking, bar joke, rude joke, st. partick's day Sean and Mickey are planning to go out on St. Patrick's Day, but only have a few cents between them...

This Joke Begins With Very Strange Condoms...

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This Joke Begins With a Smoking Nun...

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Have You Heard This Joke? That's NOT What It Means

Scroll below for more funny jokes! Taking Extra Precautions on the Interstate funny, car, hilarious, police, old lady, cop, dirty joke, emergency, interstate, flat tire An old woman gets a flat tire on the interstate.

Have You Heard This Joke? Did He Just Say That?!? (Rude)

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This One Begins with a Police Raid (Rude)...

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Two Blondes Are Better Than One... Or Are They? (Funny)

A little more to the right ... " Photos by Deposit Photos Scroll below for more funny jokes! This Blonde Locked Herself Out Of Her Car... funny, joke, humor, blondes, baba recommends, blonde, dirty joke A blonde has managed to lock herself out of her car at the gas station.

Hilarious: Lawyer vs. Chiropractor

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This Is What Happens When Statues Come to Life (Funny)

Scroll below for more funny jokes! The Statues That Came to Life funny, hilarious, joke, humor, statues, angel, male, female, dirty joke, pigeons These park statues were brought to life by an angel as a reward, but little did the angel know what they would get up to once they were vivified...

Hilarious: An Unexpected Invitation From a Neighbor

Scroll below for more funny jokes! That's Not Quite What I Had In Mind... funny, hilarious, joke, humor, gay, dirty joke, neighbors, countryside When a neighbor comes knocking to welcome a man who's new to the area, it isn't quite the welcome he expected...

Hilarious: There Are Ways to Refuse Gifts, Pastor!

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Hilarious: The Greedy Neighbor Confesses...

Text Messages Can Get Misconstrued So Easily... funny, hilarious, joke, wife, dirty joke, WiFi, text messages, misinterpretation A man texts his neighbor to tell him that he's using something that belongs to him without his permission. Sadly, things start to go awry almost immediately...

Have You Heard This Joke? These Jokes Are Rude!

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This Joke Starts With a Rare Alcohol Expert

A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink. The drunk tried it and said, “It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.

Hilarious Joke: An Act of Kindness to a Homeless Man

A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"

This Joke Begins with an Embarrassing Biology School Class

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A Great Joke: Joke: The Rough Landing!

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Joke: I Was Going to Tell You a Joke, But...

I'd tell you a constipation joke, but it's full of... I'd tell a flogger joke but it doesn't have much impact. I'd tell a bondage joke but it's too restrictive. I'd tell you an underground railroad joke but you'd run away.