Joke: Different Governments Divide a Cow

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. SOCIALISM The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.

Funny Collection: 135 Jokes and Puns About Cows!

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What On Earth Is He Doing to That Cow? (Hilarious Joke)

"Well, John - you know my 'ornery cow , Bessie? I went to milk her this morning and she just kept flicking her tail in my face. So I grabbed a piece of rope and tied it up to the rafter. Then, the nasty thing went and kicked the bucket away! So I tied her leg to the wall.

Hilarious! There's a New Bull in Town...(Rude)

I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows." Second Bull: "I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows." Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows.

Joke: The Rich Stranger and the Cowboy

The driver, a young man named Cliff in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses, and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

Joke: The Old Bulls and the New Bull

I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows." Second Bull: "I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows." Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows.

It's No Wonder the Reporter Was Surprised (Funny Video)

During an outbreak of Mad Cow disease, a reporter descends on a farm to interview a cow farmer. As she begins to ask detailed questions to get to the bottom of the issue, the conversation goes off on a tangent that she wasn't expecting at all...

Have You Heard This Joke? Did He Just Say That?!? (Rude)

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.

Delicious and Healthy Goat's Milk Is the New Dairy King

So, whereas cow milk causes inflammation, goat’s milk reduces it. And, for those who are intolerant of cow’s milk, goat’s milk presents no problems.

Pros and Cons – Which Milk is Best for You?

The most common kind of natural cow milk is a great source for protein, calcium, potassium, and vitamins A and D, all of which are known to help the body build bones and keep them strong. But cow milk is far from being the only kind there is.

Joke: Why We Age the Way We Do

On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

Joke: President Xi and the Loyal Chinese Farmer

Governor: "if you had two cows, would you give one to the government." Farmer: "No. Never. Please don't ask me that." Xi is confused: "But you'd give a house and car, why not a cow?" Farmer: "I actually have two cows."