Funny Collection: 135 Jokes and Puns About Cows!
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What On Earth Is He Doing to That Cow? (Hilarious Joke)
"Well, John - you know my 'ornery cow , Bessie? I went to milk her this morning and she just kept flicking her tail in my face. So I grabbed a piece of rope and tied it up to the rafter. Then, the nasty thing went and kicked the bucket away! So I tied her leg to the wall.
The Tyrol Cow Festival is Absolutely Out of This World
This huge herd of cows comes to spend all summer, about 4 months, grazing in the lush green high Alpine pastures.
Joke: Different Governments Divide a Cow
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. SOCIALISM The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
ABCs of Cows: A For Adorable, B For Bovine, C For Cute!
Friendly, affectionate, and surprisingly fluffy, cows make for excellent companions. Just take a look at these adorable bovines , and you'll see that they're basically giant puppies with extraordinarily long tongues. 1. This is the fluffiness level of highland calves ( Reddit ) 2.
I Can't Stop Laughing at These Cows Who Think They're Dogs
A cow probably isn't the first thing that springs to mind when thinking of man's best friend, which is a real pity since cows and dogs share far more in common than most people realize.
Is Cow’s Milk Bad for You? Here's What Science Has to Say
In this article, we present to you the health benefits and dangers of drinking cow's milk, and it's up to you to decide if drinking cow's milk is right for you. Before we start, however, let us mention that milk contains several essential nutrients.
JOKE: I Don't Want to Spend My Life Doing That!
When God created the cow he said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long, work under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
Joke: Why We Age the Way We Do
On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
Rude: The Milk Farmer Is Thrilled with His New Equipment
It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow 's udder?" "Don't worry," replied the customer service rep. "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons. Have a nice day!" Images (including cover) by Deposit Photos . For more funny jokes scroll below!
Cute Animal Collection: Click On An Animal to See a Video!
Interactive: The Cute Animal Video Collection animals, cute, interactive, adorable, spider, bird, cow, bee, click to see videos of animals, animal video collection This interactive animal video collection is so much fun - just choose the animal and enjoy the cuteness!
Autumn 2020: Beautiful Fall Pics From Around the World
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13 of the Most Unusual Plants & Veggies Found in Gardens
Image Source: Acid Cow 2. An avocado tree appears to be growing inside this avocado! Image Source: Acid Cow 3. This strawberry's seeds started sprouting while it was still on the plant. Image Source: Acid Cow 4. Premature germination of corn kernels.
Hilarious! There's a New Bull in Town...(Rude)
I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows." Second Bull: "I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows." Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows.
13 Bizarre & Beautiful Microscope Pics That Look Unreal
Fruit jelly Image Source: Acid Cow 2. Spider web Image Source: Acid Cow 3. Belgian chocolate Image Source: Acid Cow 4. Honey Image Source: Acid Cow 5. Boiled eggshell Image Source: Acid Cow See Also: Incredible Photography: Winning Photos of the Micro World 6. Chewing gum Image Source: Acid Cow 7.
15 Time-Saving Cooking Tricks to Make Your Life Easier
Image Source: Acid Cow 3. Use Tic Tac dispensers for storing spices. These will be especially useful in smaller kitchens. Image Source: Acid Cow 4. Use bacon as a pie crust for a shepherd's pie to take it up a notch! Image Source: Acid Cow 5.
15 Enchanting Tree Houses That You Would Love to Stay In
Image source: Acid Cow 2. Who would want to even come down from above? Image source: Acid Cow 3. Your very own castle awaits you... in the trees! Image source: Acid Cow 4. When you are on a treehouse but can't let go of cycling, too. Image source: Acid Cow 5.
Budget Home Restorations Can’t Get Better Than This!
Image source: Acid Cow 2. A bathroom counter was restored by using just a roll of adhesive paper. Image source: Acid Cow 3. This couch has been made out of a bathtub. Image source: Acid Cow 4. This sink looked permanently stained until a guy decided to refurnish it himself.
Joke: The Old Bulls and the New Bull
It's No Wonder the Reporter Was Surprised (Funny Video)
During an outbreak of Mad Cow disease, a reporter descends on a farm to interview a cow farmer. As she begins to ask detailed questions to get to the bottom of the issue, the conversation goes off on a tangent that she wasn't expecting at all...
18 Perfectly-Timed Photos Showing How Amusing the World Is
Image Credit: Acid Cow 2. This kid shoots jet planes out of his wrists! Image Credit: Acid Cow 3. Just before the splash... Image Credit: Acid Cow 4. When a penguin jumped out of the water at the right moment. Image Credit: Acid Cow 5. "Hey, how's my new hairstyle?" Image Credit: Acid Cow 6.
Have You Heard This Joke? Did He Just Say That?!? (Rude)
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.
Delicious and Healthy Goat's Milk Is the New Dairy King
So, whereas cow milk causes inflammation, goat’s milk reduces it. And, for those who are intolerant of cow’s milk, goat’s milk presents no problems.
18 Innovative DIY Examples of Sustainable Upcycling
Image source: Acid Cow 4. This pencil has seeds on the tip. When it's too small to use, you can plant it and a tree will grow out of it. Image source: Acid Cow 5. A coffee cup made from recycled coffee grounds.