Funny Collection: 135 Jokes and Puns About Cows!
135 Jokes and Puns About Cows! 135 Jokes and Puns About Cows! funny, joke, collection, cow Funny Collection: 135 Jokes and Puns About Cows!
What On Earth Is He Doing to That Cow? (Hilarious Joke)
"Well, John - you know my 'ornery cow , Bessie? I went to milk her this morning and she just kept flicking her tail in my face. So I grabbed a piece of rope and tied it up to the rafter. Then, the nasty thing went and kicked the bucket away! So I tied her leg to the wall.
The Tyrol Cow Festival is Absolutely Out of This World
This huge herd of cows comes to spend all summer, about 4 months, grazing in the lush green high Alpine pastures.
Joke: Different Governments Divide a Cow
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. SOCIALISM The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
I Can't Stop Laughing at These Cows Who Think They're Dogs
A cow probably isn't the first thing that springs to mind when thinking of man's best friend, which is a real pity since cows and dogs share far more in common than most people realize.
Is Cow’s Milk Bad for You? Here's What Science Has to Say
In this article, we present to you the health benefits and dangers of drinking cow's milk, and it's up to you to decide if drinking cow's milk is right for you. Before we start, however, let us mention that milk contains several essential nutrients.
JOKE: I Don't Want to Spend My Life Doing That!
When God created the cow he said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long, work under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
Joke: Why We Age the Way We Do
On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
Rude: The Milk Farmer Is Thrilled with His New Equipment
It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow 's udder?" "Don't worry," replied the customer service rep. "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons. Have a nice day!" Images (including cover) by Deposit Photos . For more funny jokes scroll below!
Cute Animal Collection: Click On An Animal to See a Video!
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Hilarious! There's a New Bull in Town...(Rude)
I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows." Second Bull: "I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows." Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows.
Joke: The Old Bulls and the New Bull
It's No Wonder the Reporter Was Surprised (Funny Video)
During an outbreak of Mad Cow disease, a reporter descends on a farm to interview a cow farmer. As she begins to ask detailed questions to get to the bottom of the issue, the conversation goes off on a tangent that she wasn't expecting at all...
Delicious and Healthy Goat's Milk Is the New Dairy King
So, whereas cow milk causes inflammation, goat’s milk reduces it. And, for those who are intolerant of cow’s milk, goat’s milk presents no problems.
Have You Heard This Joke? Did He Just Say That?!? (Rude)
In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have some theories on the matter.
How Cheese is Made, Swiss Style!
It all begins with the cows. Here the cows are grazing the Swiss summer grass, but in the winter, they are fed hay in order to acheive a flawless final product. The cows are led by their herdsmen to the cowshed to begin the milking process.
Wow! Now I Know Where All Cuts of Beef Come From!
Have you ever wondered where all the different cuts of beef come from on a cow? If so, you’re in luck as in this video, Jason Young, a butcher at Fleishers Craft Butchery, shows us exactly that.
20 Of The Funniest Spelling Mistakes You've Ever Seen
Source: Acid Cow 2. Pretty sure they don't get any 'mial'! Source: Acid Cow 3. Must be a pretty 'slimy' herb... Source: Acid Cow 4. I really do want to exist! Source: Reddit 5. Possibly the cruelest typo ever Source: Reddit 6. Why did the male stop functioning? Source: Acid Cow 7.
Feeling Down? Let These Adorable Calves Brighten Your Day!
However, there is a breed of cow whose calves are just as cute and heart-melting as the charming animals mentioned above. This breed is the Highland cattle. This Scottish breed of cow stands out from its brethren thanks to their thick coats, which helps protect them from the harsh Scottish weather.
Pros and Cons – Which Milk is Best for You?
The most common kind of natural cow milk is a great source for protein, calcium, potassium, and vitamins A and D, all of which are known to help the body build bones and keep them strong. But cow milk is far from being the only kind there is.
Joke: The Rich Stranger and the Cowboy
The driver, a young man named Cliff in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses, and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"
5 Acts of Astonishing Charity That'll Warm Your Heart!
The 14 Cows After the 9/11 terrorist attacks, a tribe in Kenya wanted to show its support for the United States and its people. The tribe, known as the Maasai, donated one of their most precious resources – cows.
These Animal Jokes Will Make You Howl With Laughter
Two cows in a field There were two cows in a field. The first cow said “moo” and the second cow said, “Baaaa.” The first cow asked the second cow, “Why did you say baaaa?” The second cow said, “I’m learning a foreign language.” [related_articles] 3.
Hilarious: The Rabbi, Holy Man and the Lawyer
The Hindu holy man replied, "I too am grateful for your helping us out but there is a cow in the barn and in my country cows are considered sacred. I can't sleep on holy ground!" Well, that left only the lawyer to make the change. He grumbled and complained, but went out to the barn.