This Joke Starts With a Blonde Crashing Her Car Badly
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. “My God!” the trooper gasped. “Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant.
What Would You Do If You Found a Crashed Spaceship?
Imagine driving home after a long day at work, when you notice a police car standing on the road, right by the smoking remains of something odd. Would you stop and look, or would you continue driving? An Alien Attack or A Great Prank?
From Crash to Luxury - A Plane Hotel!
After rennovation Submitted by: Rajesh Sourash From Crash to Luxury - A Plane Hotel! travel, plane, hotel, Costa Rica Some dark endings lead to bright new beginnings...
All These People Were the Sole Survivors of Plane Crashes
Although it’s true that air travel is statistically one of the safest forms of travel, the death toll is quite high when one does actually crash. Nevertheless, there are some extremely lucky individuals in this world that have been in a plane crash and lived to tell the tale.
Take a 15 Minute Crash Course in Reading Russian!
Take a 15 Minute Crash Course in Reading Russian! comics, guide, language, Russian This simple guide will have you understanding basic Russian writing in just a few minutes.
Crash Test Dummies Are More Sophisticated Than You Think
Crash test dummies, or anthropomorphic test devices (ATD), have been in use since 1949. They are used to research what happens to the human body during a traffic collision. Today, they are packed with advanced technologies, and one dummy can cost up to $1 million.
12 Crash Course Videos That Will Expand Your Horizons
Several years ago, brothers John and Hank Green started the YouTube channel called 'Crash Course' to help students and teachers with world history and biology.
Are We About to See the End of All Traffic Problems!?
In fact, if there were no humans driving, only computerized cars, there would be no traffic jams – and not just because there would be no crashes. Watch this incredible video to see what I mean.
Which Car Model Is the MOST Dangerous and Why?
Current car safety tests are disappointing and outdated, to say the least. For example, did you know that most car safety tests are designed only with male drivers in mind, which makes female drivers 47% more likely to suffer a major injury as a result of a car crash?
Joke: The Plane, the Crash and the Emergency Plan
Shamus and Johnny were riding a flight on Philippine Airlines, everything was going smoothly, and then something went wrong with the engine! Sirens were blaring in the cockpit, and the pilot issued..
WATCH: Take a Crash Course in the History of World Empires...
Throughout history, empires and powerful cultures have risen and fallen, giving birth to civilization itself in the process. The remnants of these great empires and cultural moves can be seen throu..
7 Beloved Grand Cars Reimagined as Today's Cars
That is what insurance company Budget Direct has attempted to do with 7 classic cars. With the help of their 3D designer team, they have given cars like the AC Cobra, Holden Torana, and Pontiac Firebird.
These Cars Are the Kings of This Year's Monterey Car Week
Monterey Car Week is a week of car-related events held annually in and around Monterey, California. Some of the finest automobiles on the planet turn out for the event each year, and some of the finest automobiles also change hands for truly exorbitant amounts of money.
Get Off the Road! - Crazy Car Accidents
Nearly 1.3 million people die each year in road crashes; that means nearly 3,500 deaths a day worldwide from car accidents alone! In addition, more than half of traffic accidents occur amoung younger adults aged 15-44.
The Car's the Star: 12 Famous Cars From Movies and TV
Bandit's Trans Am ( Smokey and the Bandit ) Car Type: '77 Pontiac Trans Am Special Features: T-tops, CB radio This star car made everyone ordering a new Trans Am in the late Seventies specify their cars with the famous "Flaming Chicken" decals on their hoods.
Joke: Officer, It's the Car
"Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons." "You cannot pull that one on me," replies Paddy. "Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law." The Scotsmen reply angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over.
The Sleep Subway Car!
One of their latest: A New York City subway car turned into a "sleeper car," giving New Yorkers the chance to rest their heads during a late night commute. They set up three beds, each outfitted with a comforter, pillow, and sheets.
You Won’t Find Cars Like These At Any Old Car Lot!
Building a car is truly a magnificent feat. Designing a car can perhaps be even more of a difficult task. In this day and age, your car can be an expression of yourself, which makes its design extraordinarily important, at least for some.
These Mini-Cars Are Astoundingly Clever!
If so, feast your eyes on these awesome mini-cars that range from the finest car to a school bus! Really these ideas are terrific and well executed and I for one would kill (figuratively) to get my hands on some of these! These Mini-Cars Are SImply Astounding!
The First 3D Printed Car?
As we embark upon another century of vehicular travel, our concern for the environment demands that we rethink how we use cars as a global population. Urbee is a two-passenger hybrid car designed to be incredibly fuel efficient, easy to repair, safe to drive, and inexpensive to own.
It's a Tortoise, It's a Hot dog, It's a Car!
Truly, we'd like to see more of these whimsical cars on the road, it would definitely make traffic jams a lot more amusing! It's a Tortoise, It's a Hot dog, It's a Car!
These Are Some Weird Looking Cars!
From giants shoes to 2 cars in one, these are some very weird vehicles driving around, probably reflecting the creative and... unique personality of their owners! These Are Some Weird Looking Cars!
These Cars Have the Largest Sticker Prices In History
If you own a car that cost you $100,000 to buy, then there's no denying that it was an expensive purchase, however, the cars that you're about to see below are simply on another planet in terms of how much they cost when they were new.
Joke: To Each Their Own Car...
They start talking about how their cars reflect their careers. The first guy says, "I'm a pimp and so I drive a cheap Escort." The second guy says, "I'm a herpetologist and so I drive a Dodge Viper." The third guy says, "I'm a proctologist, and I drive a brown Probe."