This Joke Starts With a Blonde Crashing Her Car Badly
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. “My God!” the trooper gasped. “Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant.
From Crash to Luxury - A Plane Hotel!
After rennovation Submitted by: Rajesh Sourash From Crash to Luxury - A Plane Hotel! travel, plane, hotel, Costa Rica Some dark endings lead to bright new beginnings...
What Would You Do If You Found a Crashed Spaceship?
Imagine driving home after a long day at work, when you notice a police car standing on the road, right by the smoking remains of something odd. Would you stop and look, or would you continue driving? An Alien Attack or A Great Prank?
All These People Were the Sole Survivors of Plane Crashes
Although it’s true that air travel is statistically one of the safest forms of travel, the death toll is quite high when one does actually crash. Nevertheless, there are some extremely lucky individuals in this world that have been in a plane crash and lived to tell the tale.
Take a 15 Minute Crash Course in Reading Russian!
Take a 15 Minute Crash Course in Reading Russian! comics, guide, language, Russian This simple guide will have you understanding basic Russian writing in just a few minutes.
12 Crash Course Videos That Will Expand Your Horizons
Several years ago, brothers John and Hank Green started the YouTube channel called 'Crash Course' to help students and teachers with world history and biology.
Are We About to See the End of All Traffic Problems!?
In fact, if there were no humans driving, only computerized cars, there would be no traffic jams – and not just because there would be no crashes. Watch this incredible video to see what I mean.
Which Car Model Is the MOST Dangerous and Why?
Current car safety tests are disappointing and outdated, to say the least. For example, did you know that most car safety tests are designed only with male drivers in mind, which makes female drivers 47% more likely to suffer a major injury as a result of a car crash?
Joke: The Plane, the Crash and the Emergency Plan
Shamus and Johnny were riding a flight on Philippine Airlines, everything was going smoothly, and then something went wrong with the engine! Sirens were blaring in the cockpit, and the pilot issued..
Get Off the Road! - Crazy Car Accidents
Nearly 1.3 million people die each year in road crashes; that means nearly 3,500 deaths a day worldwide from car accidents alone! In addition, more than half of traffic accidents occur amoung younger adults aged 15-44.
These Cars Are the Kings of This Year's Monterey Car Week
Monterey Car Week is a week of car-related events held annually in and around Monterey, California. Some of the finest automobiles on the planet turn out for the event each year, and some of the finest automobiles also change hands for truly exorbitant amounts of money.
The Car's the Star: 12 Famous Cars From Movies and TV
Bandit's Trans Am ( Smokey and the Bandit ) Car Type: '77 Pontiac Trans Am Special Features: T-tops, CB radio This star car made everyone ordering a new Trans Am in the late Seventies specify their cars with the famous "Flaming Chicken" decals on their hoods.
The First 3D Printed Car?
As we embark upon another century of vehicular travel, our concern for the environment demands that we rethink how we use cars as a global population. Urbee is a two-passenger hybrid car designed to be incredibly fuel efficient, easy to repair, safe to drive, and inexpensive to own.
Joke: The Perfect Car for the Wife
A man walks into a car dealership. A salesman greets him at the door and after some chatting, they end up taking a car for a test drive. “This car is so quiet sir” exclaims the salesman “the ride is calm and relaxing”.
The Sleep Subway Car!
One of their latest: A New York City subway car turned into a "sleeper car," giving New Yorkers the chance to rest their heads during a late night commute. They set up three beds, each outfitted with a comforter, pillow, and sheets.
These Cars Have the Largest Sticker Prices In History
If you own a car that cost you $100,000 to buy, then there's no denying that it was an expensive purchase, however, the cars that you're about to see below are simply on another planet in terms of how much they cost when they were new.
These Are Some Weird Looking Cars!
From giants shoes to 2 cars in one, these are some very weird vehicles driving around, probably reflecting the creative and... unique personality of their owners! These Are Some Weird Looking Cars!
You Won’t Find Cars Like These At Any Old Car Lot!
Building a car is truly a magnificent feat. Designing a car can perhaps be even more of a difficult task. In this day and age, your car can be an expression of yourself, which makes its design extraordinarily important, at least for some.
The World's Fastest Tuned Car?
With only six examples built to date, the Hennessey Venom GT could be considered the fastest street car in the world. Built off the Lotus Exige, this tuner car packs a 1200+ horsepower punch with a theoretical top speed of 272mph.
Joke: To Each Their Own Car...
They start talking about how their cars reflect their careers. The first guy says, "I'm a pimp and so I drive a cheap Escort." The second guy says, "I'm a herpetologist and so I drive a Dodge Viper." The third guy says, "I'm a proctologist, and I drive a brown Probe."
It's a Tortoise, It's a Hot dog, It's a Car!
Truly, we'd like to see more of these whimsical cars on the road, it would definitely make traffic jams a lot more amusing! It's a Tortoise, It's a Hot dog, It's a Car!
14 Beautiful Old Cars and Their Fascinating Stories...
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Joke: The Priests, the Car and the Warning
Five atheists are driving in a car when they pass a church. Two priests are tending the lawns outside the church. As they see the car they wave their hands and point at a sign outside the church says "Beware! The End is Near! Turn yourself around Right Now before it's too late!"
Joke: A Blonde's Car Was Burgled...
A blond dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!" she cries. The 911 dispatcher says, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way.