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Billy, the Grizzly Roommate!

Such a bear is Billy, an 18 month old Grizzly that has been adopted by a Canadian family, living in Vancouver. Billy was born in a zoo, and was later adopted by Mark and Dwan Domas. The couple has given the cub warm and loving care, and of course bumped up his living condition.

Joke: A Difference in Prizes

Bubba and Billy Bob were known for having quite a bit below the average smarts around Little Rock. One day, in the Little Rock Walmart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They each bought five tickets at a dollar a pop.

Joke: How to Go On Vacation

Billy Bob and Abraham were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Abraham: "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation... only this year I'm gonna do it different. The last few years, I been takin' your advice 'bout where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii.

Joke: The Million Dollar Question

A) a Sparrow, B) a Swallow, C) a Blackbird or D) a Cuckoo Bobby doesn't know so he calls his friend Billy. Billy answers 'by Christ Bobby, it's a cuckoo - 100%.' Bobby goes with the advice his friend gave him and indeed that answer wins the million dollars and he is so very happy.

This Joke Begins With a Hunting Trip to Canada...

After climbing out of the wreckage, Billy Ray asked Billy Bob, "Any idea where we are?" Billy Bob replied, " I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year. " ​For more funny jokes scroll below.

This Joke Starts With a 6th Grade Human Anatomy Lesson

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued.

Joke: Why Was He Smiling?

Billy-bob, a farm boy from Oklahoma, aged 25, struck by lightning". "Why's he smiling, then?" "He thought he was getting his picture taken". Joke: The Mysterious Smiles funny, joke Three new corpses were delivered to the morgue one day, each with a great big smile on his face.

Test Your Riddle Solving Chops With This Fun Quiz!

Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. ... How is this possible? Click for the answer Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere. 7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. ... Why not?

This Animal Quiz Will Really Test Your Vocabulary!

Gander Stallion Steer Billy A young bat is a... Fawn Cub Kitten Pup A group of dolphins is a... Troop Raft School Herd A young male salmon is a... John Jack Jim Joey A young kangaroo is a... Danny Billy Joey Sammy A female donkey is a... Mare Jenny Nanny Queen And finally, a group of crows is a...

Math Quiz: Can You Solve 14 Problems in 20 Minutes?

It takes 3 minutes for Billy to eat one quarter of the same pizza. If John and Billy start eating one pizza each, who will finish first? They both take 12 minutes. John Billy They finish at the same time A recipe calls for 2 1/8 cups of butter for a casserole.

Joke: The Teacher vs. Little Johnny

"No, it's a kiwi, but I like the way you think Billy." Little Johnny couldn't help himself anymore and said, " I got one miss, its stiff, about an inch long and with a red knob." "Johnny, that's disgusting!" shouted the teacher in anger. "Nah, " Said Little Johnny.

Joke: Putting the Foot Down

First, little Billy fell off his bike and twisted his ankle. Then, the washing machine broke and flooded the basement. And now, you come home drunk!" Scroll below for more funny jokes!