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Yo mama's so old, she’s probably going to die soon.
Yo momma’s so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
What did the cowboy say when he bought a yo yo.
This ain't my first yo yo!
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so fat...
She can't even fit into her Birthday Suit.
Yo momma so fat...
She can't even fit into her Birthday Suit.
Yo Mama so ugly
She goes to the dentist for a colonoscopy.
Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry.
Yo moma is so stupid, she tried to surf the microwave
Treat yo shelves.
What did the cowboy say when he bought a yo yo.
This ain't my first yo yo!