Wow Jokes

My wife: Did you know a single dolphin can have more than 200 offspring?
Me: Wow How about the married ones?
What is the highest compliment a zombie can receive?
- Wow, you're in Grave condition!
Nurse: Hereโ€™s our list of donor hearts and livers in alphabetical order.
Doctor: wow. Looks very ORGANized.
Nurse: Wow, that cut looks pretty bad...want me to stitch it up for you?
Me: No, thanks.

Nurse: Fine. Suture self.
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