Worlds Jokes

Chuck Norris was bitten by the worlds most venemous snake.
After hours of excruciating pain and misery, the snake died.
What do you call the worlds smallest violin?
Hard to play.
What do you call the worlds tallest mosquito?
Himalarya.
Who was the worlds first carpenter? Eve, because she made Adams banana stand
I wasn't wearing hearing protection when the atom bomb went off.
Now I am become deaf, destroyer of worlds.
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
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