"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."
"Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?"
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