What birds should you recycle?
Do you know what kind of stock to use when making neotropical near-passerine bird soup?
Doesnt matter, as long as you put Toucans in.
What does the scrotum of a catholic priest look like?
Stupid question, even a child knows that.
What is the worst type of blind people?
The Notsees.
What do you call a pear who plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity.
What do you call a pear with loose morals?
A prostifruit.
What do you get when you cross a human and a pear?
A pear-son.
What do you call two pears?
A pair.
What did the annoyed peach say to the mango?
Man-go away!
Dog Joke: What do you call a Collie with a mango on it's back?
Mango Lassie.
What do you get if you cross a pelican and zebra? Two streets further away.
What do zebras hold?
Ze boobs.
What did the lollipop lady say to the zebra crossing?
'You're stripping me of a job.'
What do you call a cross between a donkey and a zebra?
What side does the zebra have the most stripes on?
The outside.