What did the annoyed peach say to the mango?
Man-go away!
Dog Joke: What do you call a Collie with a mango on it's back?
Mango Lassie.
What do you get if you cross a pelican and zebra? Two streets further away.
What do zebras hold?
Ze boobs.
What did the lollipop lady say to the zebra crossing?
'You're stripping me of a job.'
What do you call a cross between a donkey and a zebra?
What side does the zebra have the most stripes on?
The outside.
What do you call a pear who plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity.
What do you call a pear with loose morals?
A prostifruit.
What do you get when you cross a human and a pear?
A pear-son.
What do you call two pears?
A pair.
What does the scrotum of a catholic priest look like?
Stupid question, even a child knows that.
What is the worst type of blind people?
The Notsees.
What birds should you recycle?
Do you know what kind of stock to use when making neotropical near-passerine bird soup?
Doesnt matter, as long as you put Toucans in.