Toys

My best toys run on batteries.
My husband won't let the kids take toys with them when they go potty, but I do.
It is a toy-let, after all.
A father was reading a book while his son was playing with toys on the floor. “Daddy, why is that book so thick?” asks the boy.
“It’s long story,” replies the father.
What is the main difference between men and boys? Men's toys cost more.
“Ugh it’s so hot!’…gets hit by two drops of pool water ‘splash me again and I’ll donate all your toys.’”

- Salty Mermaid.
What does a mommy pig say to her piglets at the end of the day? Time to pig up your toys.
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