Tool Jokes

What is a Jedi electrician’s favorite tool? His lightsaber”
What is a jedi electrician’s favorite tool?
His lightsaber.
What’s the best tool to install an electrical plug with?
A socket wrench.
"Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor's motorized garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one."
- Dave Barry
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisk-er.
What’s the best tool to have when your heart sinks?
A Jack of Hearts.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
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