Tool

What’s the best tool to have when your heart sinks?
A Jack of Hearts.
There once was a Scott named McAmeter
With a tool of prodigious diameter
'Twas not his size
That caused such surprise
'Twas his rhythm - iambic pentameter.
There once was a man from East Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
To save her some trouble
He folded it double
And instead of coming...he went.
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisk-er.
What is a Jedi electrician’s favorite tool? His lightsaber”
What is a jedi electrician’s favorite tool?
His lightsaber.
What’s the best tool to install an electrical plug with?
A socket wrench.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?