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Tit

What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
There once was a student named Clouse
Who proclaimed to the boys of his house
I will take a firm stand
That a tit in the hand
Is much better than two in the blouse.
On a maiden a man once begat
Bouncing triplets named Nat, Tat and Pat
Twas fun in the breeding
But hell in the feeding
She hadn't a spare tit for Tat!
What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit? If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.