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Tit

What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit? If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.
There once was a student named Clouse
Who proclaimed to the boys of his house
I will take a firm stand
That a tit in the hand
Is much better than two in the blouse.
On a maiden a man once begat
Bouncing triplets named Nat, Tat and Pat
Twas fun in the breeding
But hell in the feeding
She hadn't a spare tit for Tat!
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