Thing Jokes

Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
This dinner isn’t the only thing that’ll make you want to take off your pants.
Want to candy my yams?
Thanksgiving dinner isn’t the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
I have a thing for butterballs.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Your stocking isn't the only thing I'll be stuffing tonight...
"The important thing to remember is that I’m probably going to forget." - Unknown
“Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.” - Maggie Kuhn
Fireworks won't be the only thing exploding tonight.
My magic watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear.
You are? The thing must be an hour fast again.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
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