Two kids are camping in their backyard, it's gotten pretty late and neither of them has a watch. "What time do you think it is?" one of them asks the other. "Just make a ton of noise," says the other. The first kid gets confused and decides to do it anyway. After a few seconds of screaming, a light turns on in another yard and a neighbor yells, "YOU CRAZY KIDS IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING!!"
The neighbor's dog pooped in our yard, so my wife told me to get the shovel and toss it over their fence. But that didn't solve anything. Now the neighbors have my shovel and someone still has to pick up the poop in our yard.
I'm always really disappointed when I pull up to a yard sale... And they aren't willing to sell me any of their yards.