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I was so embarrassed when my wife found me playing with my son’s train set that I threw a blanket over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
A teacher asks the class to name six mammals that you might find in Africa. One of the pupils replies, “five zebras and a lion”.
I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake. He said, “Well spotted”.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Making puns ha?
Toucan play that game.
What does the scrotum of a catholic priest look like?
Stupid question, even a child knows that.
Usain bolt must be a fruit
Have you seen that mango?
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
My neighbor said a man walked into my garden and stole my mangoes.
I am wondering where did that mango.
My wife told my four year old daughter that she couldn’t use her plastic IKEA knife to slice mangos.
I said “Yeah kid, that’s just not going to cut it.”
Did you hear about the pear that fell off of the tree and fell to its death?
The damage was irreparable.
Pre pear yourself for a bad pun.

Dad: Is that a pear?
*Dad points to pear on the kitchen counter.

Child: Yea...

Dad: Then why is there only one?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at that game!
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving...
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.