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Did you hear about the pear that fell off of the tree and fell to its death?
The damage was irreparable.
Pre pear yourself for a bad pun.

Dad: Is that a pear?
*Dad points to pear on the kitchen counter.

Child: Yea...

Dad: Then why is there only one?
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving...
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
Usain bolt must be a fruit
Have you seen that mango?
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
My neighbor said a man walked into my garden and stole my mangoes.
I am wondering where did that mango.
My wife told my four year old daughter that she couldn’t use her plastic IKEA knife to slice mangos.
I said “Yeah kid, that’s just not going to cut it.”
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Making puns ha?
Toucan play that game.
What does the scrotum of a catholic priest look like?
Stupid question, even a child knows that.
I was so embarrassed when my wife found me playing with my son’s train set that I threw a blanket over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at that game!
A teacher asks the class to name six mammals that you might find in Africa. One of the pupils replies, “five zebras and a lion”.
I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake. He said, “Well spotted”.