"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
"My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something."
"I sent the club a wire stating, 'Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.'"