Sugar

Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep? So he could have sweet dreams. What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
Ever had real cane sugar?
It cannot be beet.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that every time he drink tea his eyeball hurts him the doctor brings a cup of tea and handle's it to the man then the man asks for a spoon of sugar after he mixes the sugar he starts to drink tea then he screams as high as he can and say see doctor my eyeball hurts me
The doctor says why don't try to remove the spoon.
I can eat sugar with either hand, I'm ambidextrose.
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
What did the caffeine addict name his cats?
Cream and Sugar.
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.