Sugar

I can eat sugar with either hand, I'm ambidextrose.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce? He wanted sweet and sour pork.
What did the caffeine addict name his cats?
Cream and Sugar.
Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep? So he could have sweet dreams. What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.
Why did the blonde put sugar on her bed? Because she wanted sweet dreams!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
The roses have wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl is empty,
And so is your head.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
I threw a fuzzy peach at my doctor's head and he said "that's not assault that's a sugar."
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that every time he drink tea his eyeball hurts him the doctor brings a cup of tea and handle's it to the man then the man asks for a spoon of sugar after he mixes the sugar he starts to drink tea then he screams as high as he can and say see doctor my eyeball hurts me
The doctor says why don't try to remove the spoon.
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
Ever had real cane sugar?
It cannot be beet.