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Sugar

One Liners for Kids
Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep? So he could have sweet dreams. What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.
Break Up Lines
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
Puns
Ever had real cane sugar?
It cannot be beet.
Food puns
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
One Liners and Short Jokes
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that every time he drink tea his eyeball hurts him the doctor brings a cup of tea and handle's it to the man then the man asks for a spoon of sugar after he mixes the sugar he starts to drink tea then he screams as high as he can and say see doctor my eyeball hurts me
The doctor says why don't try to remove the spoon.
Chemistry Puns
I can eat sugar with either hand, I'm ambidextrose.
Pick Up Lines
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
Anti Pick Up Lines
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
Dirty Pick Up Lines
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
Coffee Puns
What did the caffeine addict name his cats?
Cream and Sugar.
Dirty Pick Up Lines for Girls
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.