Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
Why is it so windy inside a stadium?
There are hundreds of fans.
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
What's the difference between a Yankee Stadium hot dog and a Fenway Park hot dog? You can buy a Yankee Stadium hot dog in October.