Stadium

Alex said, "You are so tall that a stadium is a toilet for you". I replied, "Why are you watching me pee?".
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
Why is it so windy inside a stadium?
There are hundreds of fans.
Everybody wants to light up a soccer stadium. However, this is only possible using a soccer match.
What's the difference between a Yankee Stadium hot dog and a Fenway Park hot dog? You can buy a Yankee Stadium hot dog in October.
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