Sour

What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog! What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon? A sour puss!
What happens to Germans when they eat too many lemons?
They become sour krauts.
My wife came home angry from the gynecologist after he told her she had to stop using lemon douche
She's been such a sour puss about it.
A lemon got a job in a vinegar factory last week...
Starting salary was $15 per sour.
Have you heard the one about the lemon cat?
It was a real sour puss.
What's green and sour and swims in an aquarium?
A tro-pickle fish.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce? He wanted sweet and sour pork.
Roses are red
lemons are sour.
Open your legs
and give me an hour.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey? Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.