Guy walks into a bar. Sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says "You're getting laid tonight.” She replies “What are you, some sort of psychic?” He says “No... I’m just stronger than you."
A recent finding by statisticians shows the average human has one breast and one testicle. The world’s population is split sort of evenly between men and women, making the average human part male, part female, and a complete pain to shop for.
Happy birthday to you, You still look the same over the years, Some sort of makeup you use, Oh I did not mean to make fun, Because you always look number one Stay blessed!
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