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What sort of lights were on Noahโ€™s Ark?
Flood lights.
Happy birthday to you,
You still look the same over the years,
Some sort of makeup you use,
Oh I did not mean to make fun,
Because you always look number one
Stay blessed!
A recent finding by statisticians shows the average human has one breast and one testicle.
The worldโ€™s population is split sort of evenly between men and women, making the average human part male, part female, and a complete pain to shop for.
What sort of ball doesnโ€™t bounce?
A snowball!
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
This is the sort of English up with which I will not put.
Winston Churchill
What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?
I Scream Cake.
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