Smooth

Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Why wasn’t the dog a smooth talker?
Because he couldn’t stop saying “ruff ruff”.
What happens when you cross an iron with a telephone? You get a smooth signal.
I only like smooth leather
and my opinion will never be suede.
Ain't nothing sticky about those buns – they look nice and smooth.
If ice cream could be grown on the tree top,
Tiny tummies would be liking it lots.
Any fruit flavour
For all to savour.
Do stop by at the ice cream tree shop.

If only the trees could grow lollipops
With a sharp tangy taste of lemon drops.
Lolly licky-lick
With a zingy twist.
Come along with a skip and a hop.

If chocolate heaven grew on tree leaf,
Bountiful, tempting, delicious to eat,
A smooth, silky, treat
In a chocy feast.
If only they weren't so out of reach.

If bubblegum grew upon trees that blew
Bubbles in the air, to catch and to chew.
Be nimble, be quick;
Remember the trick.
Don't swallow, because gum sticks like glue.

All are welcome at the Candy Tree Shops.
Feast your eyes on all the goodies they've got.
There are enough treats
For all down the streets,
So come and join the jiggery-jog.

(By Beryl L Edmonds)
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
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