Ski

How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
What do the guys at the ski repair shop eat their lunch on?
Baseplates.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
Where do ski instructors keep their money?
In the local snow bank.
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.
Why is learning to ski in France so difficult?
'Cause sometimes they won't Alp you.
Why did the ski instructor's love life always go downhill? The first thing the ladies noticed about him was his giant slalom.
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.