Showers Jokes

Why do astronomers put beef in their shampoo?
For meatier showers.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During ape-ril showers.
What is it called when bigger burgers fall from the sky?
Meatier showers.
Man wakes up and says nothing. Wife annoyed shouts, “You’ve forgotten what day it is haven’t you.”
Man goes to work and confides to a colleague, “I think I forgot my wife’s birthday.”
“Not a problem,” he replies. Just go out and buy her a beautiful new dress and a pearl necklace.”
After work the man races home and showers his wife with gifts.
“Oh darling,” she replies, “ what a beautiful new outfit to pick my mother up from the airport in.”
Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?

Because April showers bring Mayflowers!
Why do people say "hit the showers"
What did the showers ever do to you?
Cold showers are the best...
...Once you warm up to them
How does the moon take a bath?
It has meteor showers!
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