Should Jokes

You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
"Women should be obscene and not heard."
"Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?"
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
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