I felt so guilty after I stepped on a snail this morning. You should of seen him, he looked genuinely crushed.
The plural of mango should be changed to mengo
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
What birds should you recycle?
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
Why should you never trust a train? They have loco motives.
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
Will Ferrell
I’m directing a play about a boy who broke his arm.
You should see the cast.
My landlord asked me out on a date.
He said I should be out of the house by the 17th.
There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory
You should keep that in mind.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
How many men does it take to open a beer? none. the lady should already have it open on the table!
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it.
What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?
Turnip over.
Did I tell you I ran over my mother-in-law's foot the other day with the lawnmower?
I told my wife we should have buried her deeper.
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