My landlord asked me out on a date.
He said I should be out of the house by the 17th.
Why should you never trust a train? They have loco motives.
The plural of mango should be changed to mengo
What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?
Turnip over.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
I’m directing a play about a boy who broke his arm.
You should see the cast.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on a snail this morning. You should of seen him, he looked genuinely crushed.
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
What birds should you recycle?
How many men does it take to open a beer? none. the lady should already have it open on the table!
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it.
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
Will Ferrell
Did I tell you I ran over my mother-in-law's foot the other day with the lawnmower?
I told my wife we should have buried her deeper.
There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory
You should keep that in mind.