Should Jokes

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
"Women should be obscene and not heard."
"Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?"
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
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