Should

My landlord asked me out on a date.
He said I should be out of the house by the 17th.
Why should you never trust a train? They have loco motives.
The plural of mango should be changed to mengo
What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?
Turnip over.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
I’m directing a play about a boy who broke his arm.
You should see the cast.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on a snail this morning. You should of seen him, he looked genuinely crushed.
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.
What birds should you recycle?
Toucans.
How many men does it take to open a beer? none. the lady should already have it open on the table!
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it.
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
Will Ferrell
Did I tell you I ran over my mother-in-law's foot the other day with the lawnmower?
I told my wife we should have buried her deeper.
There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory
You should keep that in mind.