I felt so guilty after I stepped on a snail this morning. You should of seen him, he looked genuinely crushed.
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
Will Ferrell
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
I’m directing a play about a boy who broke his arm.
You should see the cast.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
The plural of mango should be changed to mengo
What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?
Turnip over.
My landlord asked me out on a date.
He said I should be out of the house by the 17th.
Why should you never trust a train? They have loco motives.
What birds should you recycle?
There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory
You should keep that in mind.
Did I tell you I ran over my mother-in-law's foot the other day with the lawnmower?
I told my wife we should have buried her deeper.
How many men does it take to open a beer? none. the lady should already have it open on the table!
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it.
Easter is grammatically incorrect.
We should say more east.