Shooting Jokes

Did you hear about the celebrity murderer? He was shooting for the stars.
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
What do you call someone with, a sextant, a stetson, a saxophone and a syringe?
A rooting tooting shooting cowboy.
I went to test my new gun at the range, but couldn’t make it work.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
What's wrong with those big game hunters?!
My wife just yells from upstairs and asks "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"

Sounding concerned, I reply, "No..."

A few seconds of silence, and then she shouts: "How about now?"
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
Juvenile Court Tries Shooting Defendant
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
Why do army snipers close one eye while shooting?
Because if they closed both eyes they wouldn't be able to see.
A man once told Brian, "You are so tall you can just touch the stars". He replied, "Be careful unless you don't want me to throw a shooting star at you"..
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