What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
Why do army snipers close one eye while shooting?
Because if they closed both eyes they wouldn't be able to see.
Did you hear about the celebrity murderer? He was shooting for the stars.
I went to test my new gun at the range, but couldn’t make it work.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.
My wife just yells from upstairs and asks "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"

Sounding concerned, I reply, "No..."

A few seconds of silence, and then she shouts: "How about now?"
Juvenile Court Tries Shooting Defendant
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.