Seemed

A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

“Look!” she said. “I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me.”

So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
I was reading a story about dragons the other day
It just seemed to DRAG ON and on.
I have an Epi-Pen.
My friend gave it to me as he was dying.
It seemed very important to him that I have it.
I was reading a story about dragons the other day
It just seemed to DRAG ON and on.
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