An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre. As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.
Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.
"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces. I asked about it once and he said "I like to bill them later."
My son asked me how I never seemed to lose the TV remote when he was growing up. I told him I'd always put it in a location away from all the clutter... A remote location.
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
“Look!” she said. “I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me.”
So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
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