Schools

Why are fish so smart?
They spend a lot of time in schools.
My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class wank him off. I said “son, that’s three schools this year...
...maybe teaching isn’t for you.”
Alabama changed the drinking age to 34.
They want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
Why do fish swim in schools?
Because they can't walk.
Why are fish so smart?
They are always in schools!
Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.
Andy Borowitz