Scheme Jokes

Q: Why was the Pharaoh Khufu sent to jail?
A: He ran a pyramid scheme.
My investment banker used all of my money to buy a leather jacket and a motorcycle, and when I asked for it back he told me to 'sit on it'.
I think he might be running a Fonzi scheme.
Ow did the millionaire gardener get rich so quickly?
He was running a huge pansy scheme.
As soon as the ancient Egyptian kings come to know about the pyramid scheme, they stopped building monuments immediately.
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