Sailing Jokes

Who has the best place on a sailing ship?
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
Where do zombies go sailing?
Lake Eerie.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
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