Rolls

A man and his wife are playing Dungeons and Dragons together...
During the man's turn, he rolls his D20 and rolls a 1. Simultaneously, he stubs his toe against the table leg so hard that his toe essentially falls off. Blood everywhere. The wife has to rush them both to the ER.

She's waiting.

She's waiting...

The doctor emerges, and the wife rushes over. "How is my husband? What's his condition?"

The doctor replies: "Critical, miss."
Why did the log fall into a creek? Because that's how it ROLLS!
Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture? None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
What do you do if someone rolls their eyes at you?
Roll them back.
Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture? None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
Yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
My dog never stands up for himself.
He just rolls over.