Rolled Jokes

What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
A drum rolled down a hill.
Ba-dum tsssh!
My Roomba accidentally rolled out of my front door, and the neighborhood squirrels and rabbits immediately started attacking it.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the officer said.
The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.'
A suave young man named Douglas
Felt bad that he was pud-less.
He rolled up a sock
To embolden his c**k
And now he is no longer loveless.
Yo mama's so fat that, after s** I rolled over twice and was still on her!
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