Rolled Jokes

A drum rolled down a hill.
Ba-dum tsssh!
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
Yo mama's so fat that, after s** I rolled over twice and was still on her!
A suave young man named Douglas
Felt bad that he was pud-less.
He rolled up a sock
To embolden his c**k
And now he is no longer loveless.
The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the officer said.
The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.'
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
My Roomba accidentally rolled out of my front door, and the neighborhood squirrels and rabbits immediately started attacking it.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
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