Rocky Jokes

What is large and rocky at the bottom, small and snowy at the top and has ears?
Give up? A mountain.

Yeah but what about the ears?

You never heard of mountaineers?
Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
There was a rocky road.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallow, and nuts.
I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
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