Rocky Jokes

What is large and rocky at the bottom, small and snowy at the top and has ears?
Give up? A mountain.

Yeah but what about the ears?

You never heard of mountaineers?
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
Thank you for making our relationship sweet rather than a rocky road.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallow, and nuts.
I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.
Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
There was a rocky road.
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