Rides Jokes

What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
I was recently fired from my job operating rides at the carnival
My lawyer has advised suing for funfair dismissal.
In another town, the cowboy rides in wearing a paper suit. Paper pants, paper jacket, paper chaps. Even a paper holster!
He wasn't in town ten minutes before he was arrested for rustling.
What is the name of the horse that a knight onion rides? They ride a scallion.
“What does a snail say when he rides on the back of a turtle?
“Whee!”
- Will Durst
In another town, the cowboy rides in wearing a paper suit. Paper pants, paper jacket, paper chaps. Even a paper holster!
He wasn't in town ten minutes before he was arrested for rustling.
You're so short, you couldn't go on any rides till you were 36 years old!
What kind of Uber are you - long or short rides?
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