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Rides Jokes

Onion Puns
What is the name of the horse that a knight onion rides? They ride a scallion.
Cowboy Puns
In another town, the cowboy rides in wearing a paper suit. Paper pants, paper jacket, paper chaps. Even a paper holster!
He wasn't in town ten minutes before he was arrested for rustling.
Cowboy Jokes
In another town, the cowboy rides in wearing a paper suit. Paper pants, paper jacket, paper chaps. Even a paper holster!
He wasn't in town ten minutes before he was arrested for rustling.
Kangaroo Puns
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
Puns
I was recently fired from my job operating rides at the carnival
My lawyer has advised suing for funfair dismissal.
Funny Animal Quotes
“What does a snail say when he rides on the back of a turtle?
“Whee!”
- Will Durst
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