The man next to her on the train spilled coffee all over her shirt. She responded by showing him dis-stain.
My friend told me that his birthday was on Halloween. I said “really?” “Yes!” He replied
I responded with “Oh man your parents must have been terrified.”
My wife was describing the pair of Toucans the zoo recently acquired.
I responded "You mean a four-can?"
There was a young man from Lahore
Whose limericks stopped at line four.
When asked why this was,
He responded, "Because."