My wife was describing the pair of Toucans the zoo recently acquired.
I responded "You mean a four-can?"
There was a young man from Lahore
Whose limericks stopped at line four.
When asked why this was,
He responded, "Because."
The man next to her on the train spilled coffee all over her shirt. She responded by showing him dis-stain.
My friend told me that his birthday was on Halloween. I said “really?” “Yes!” He replied
I responded with “Oh man your parents must have been terrified.”