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Birthday Jokes
My friend told me that his birthday was on Halloween. I said “really?” “Yes!” He replied
I responded with “Oh man your parents must have been terrified.”
Coffee Puns
The man next to her on the train spilled coffee all over her shirt. She responded by showing him dis-stain.
Dad Puns
Was Just showing my dad my new living space. He asked “what’s upstairs?”
I Just responded with “dad, stairs don’t talk.”
Toucan Puns
My wife was describing the pair of Toucans the zoo recently acquired.
I responded "You mean a four-can?"
Family Puns
A son asked his dad: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
The dad responded with: "Yes, we arson."
Spain Puns
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
Tableware Puns
My dad kept calling referring to this mason jar as his “boom box”.
When I asked him why, he responded “I use it for all my jams!”
Mouth Puns
I saw a friend of mine named Ella sit down to eat a fillet of salmon. As she lifted the fork to her mouth I screamed NO DON’T EAT THAT!
When she asked why I responded “you’ll get salmon-Ella!”
Funny Limericks
There was a young man from Lahore
Whose limericks stopped at line four.
When asked why this was,
He responded, "Because."
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