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Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.
Getting a Roman soldier to stand next to an Irishman ...
... requires a lot of Gaul.
"Gardening requires lots of water - most of it in the form of perspiration."
- Lou Erickson
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