Remote

What's the best way to force a male to do sit ups? Put the remote control between his toes.
How do you stop a man from raping you? Throw him the remote control.
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
Got a universal remote for my Birthday.
Well, this changes everything.
Got a universal remote for my Birthday.
Well, this changes everything.
How do you know if you’ve had enough coffee?
You channel surf faster without the remote.
Why do dogs find it hard to work the TV remote?
Because they always hit the paws button.