Remote

How do you know if you’ve had enough coffee?
You channel surf faster without the remote.
Got a universal remote for my Birthday.
Well, this changes everything.
Got a universal remote for my Birthday.
Well, this changes everything.
What's the best way to force a male to do sit ups? Put the remote control between his toes.
How do you stop a man from raping you? Throw him the remote control.
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
Why do dogs find it hard to work the TV remote?
Because they always hit the paws button.