Remote Jokes

How do you know if you’ve had enough coffee?
You channel surf faster without the remote.
I couldn't resist this flirty TV remote...
It was an instant turn on.
I bring my TV remote into every sports bar I go to so I can change the channel to whatever I want.
It’s a real game changer
TV repair during lockdown has been pretty easy.
It’s mostly remote work.
My son asked me how I never seemed to lose the TV remote when he was growing up.
I told him I'd always put it in a location away from all the clutter...
A remote location.
Why do dogs find it hard to work the TV remote?
Because they always hit the paws button.
Got a universal remote for my Birthday.
Well, this changes everything.
Got a universal remote for my Birthday.
Well, this changes everything.
What's the best way to force a male to do sit ups? Put the remote control between his toes.
How do you stop a man from raping you? Throw him the remote control.
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
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