Remote Jokes

What's the best way to force a male to do sit ups? Put the remote control between his toes.
How do you stop a man from raping you? Throw him the remote control.
Why do dogs find it hard to work the TV remote?
Because they always hit the paws button.
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
I couldn't resist this flirty TV remote...
It was an instant turn on.
I bring my TV remote into every sports bar I go to so I can change the channel to whatever I want.
It’s a real game changer
TV repair during lockdown has been pretty easy.
It’s mostly remote work.
My son asked me how I never seemed to lose the TV remote when he was growing up.
I told him I'd always put it in a location away from all the clutter...
A remote location.
How do you know if you’ve had enough coffee?
You channel surf faster without the remote.
Got a universal remote for my Birthday.
Well, this changes everything.
Got a universal remote for my Birthday.
Well, this changes everything.
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