Remembered Jokes

I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.
I was on the way to the gorcer when I remembered, I need to put toothpaste on the grocery list.
My dad said, "Don't do that! It'll be all messy!"
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
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