Random Jokes

A man likes sending random stuff to his friends through the mail because he finds it funny.
This particular time the man takes some lettuce to the post office to ship to a friend from back home.
He tries to package it up but it won't fit unless he cuts it into smaller peices. He cuts it up and stuffs it in a large envelope, however he forgets to write out and attach a shipping label. He doesn't realize his mistake at the time and brings it to the counter to send.

The postal workers says: "You can't send a salad like that, it needs adressing".
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Jehovahs witnesses don’t celebrate halloween
I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming to their door
Did you hear about the misguided unicorn lumberjack who was killing humans? He believed he was doing random axe of kindness.
My software never has bugs.
It just develops random features.
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