Races

Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
What kind of wine do they serve at the horse races?
Chardon-neigh!
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Where do dolphin races end?
Dolphinish line!
Man wakes up and says nothing. Wife annoyed shouts, “You’ve forgotten what day it is haven’t you.”
Man goes to work and confides to a colleague, “I think I forgot my wife’s birthday.”
“Not a problem,” he replies. Just go out and buy her a beautiful new dress and a pearl necklace.”
After work the man races home and showers his wife with gifts.
“Oh darling,” she replies, “ what a beautiful new outfit to pick my mother up from the airport in.”
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