Pussy Jokes

They all say I'm a pussy. But then again, we are what we eat.
Roses Are red,
Violets are blue,
my Pussy is wet,
your dick will be too.
What's the difference between ginger pussy and a bowling ball?
You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
Roses or daises? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
Man: The thought of your pussy makes me horny.
Girl: Really? I don't think you've ever seen my cat.
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