Punishment

Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
“Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.”
Betty White
Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.
Betty White
What punishment do legs get in the medieval era?
decapita-shin
Mary's Beans and the BB Gun One of the matrons of the church was cooking a pot of her famous beans for the church potluck. Her son, Little Johnny, came running through the house, BB gun in one hand, and a handful of BBs in the other. He tripped and the BBs, naturally, went right into the pot of beans. Thinking it over, Little Johnny could think of no reason why he should risk punishment, so he said nothing. The dinner went well, and, as usual, the beans were one of the favorite dishes. The next day, the church secretary, Mary, called Little Johnny's mother and said, "Jane, your beans were delicious as usual, but what did you put in them this time?" Jane replied, "Nothing new, why do you ask?" "Well," said Mary, "this morning I bent over to feed the cat, and shot the canary!"
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
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