Punishment

I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
What punishment do legs get in the medieval era?
decapita-shin
“Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.”
Betty White
Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.
Betty White
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
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