Protein Jokes

How many grams of protein are in an apple pi? 3.14159265
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid.
When they dug up the grounds the found human romaines.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
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