Proposition

-
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail.
But apparently, you're not allowed to end a sentence with a proposition.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Why aren't prostitutes allowed near prisons?
Because a sentence shouldn't end with a proposition.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies "I think not!"
POOF! The horse disappears.

This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am.

But to explain the concept beforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
Want to start your day laughing? Register to our Daily Joke!
By continuing, you agree to our T&C and Privacy Policy