Process Jokes

Grass absorbs nutrients always by the process of grass-imilation.
What do you call the process of naming the various species of dwarves, faeries, trolls, etc?
Binomial gnomenlature.
A packing plant received a load of lettuce to process. The workers grabbed the boxes quickly from the top and the bottoms fell out spilling the produce.
The boss yells, grab the boxes by the bottom, or heads are going to roll!
My friend claims he works in a soap factory, adding a key ingredient to the process...
He's a lye-er.
An error has occurred, please try again!
Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
The year is 2219
A dishevelled white haired man crosses the desert that was once the English Channel from the United Kingdom of England to visit the capital of the Eurasian Empire in Brussels. As has been the case for 200 years, he delivers an unsigned letter and returns home, only to repeat the process again the next year. The true meaning of the ritual is lost in the annals of history but many believe it goes back to the days of a mythical quest they called Brexit.
What kind of process is Marriage? A process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Onions have had a long process in the evolutionary chain. They have evolved into today's onions from onionderthals.
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