Pirate

Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
AYE, MATEY!
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Why didn't the 11 year old go to the pirate movie? because it was rated arrrrr!
Why couldn't the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck!
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
AYE, MATEY!
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Because he was sitting on the deck.
How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook?
An arm and a leg!
What did the ocean say to the pirate?
Nothing, it just waved!
Why did the pirate have a pumpkin strapped to his arm?
He was a squash-buckler.