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Pirate Jokes

Tea Puns
What is a ghost pirateโ€™s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
Corn Puns
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Baseball Puns
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
Birthday Jokes
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
AYE, MATEY!
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey.
Birthday Puns
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
AYE, MATEY!
One Liners for Kids
Why didn't the 11 year old go to the pirate movie? because it was rated arrrrr!
Why couldn't the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck!
Pumpkin Puns
Why did the pirate have a pumpkin strapped to his arm?
He was a squash-buckler.
Puns
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Because he was sitting on the deck.
How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook?
An arm and a leg!
What did the ocean say to the pirate?
Nothing, it just waved!
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