Pirate

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Because he was sitting on the deck.
How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook?
An arm and a leg!
What did the ocean say to the pirate?
Nothing, it just waved!
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
AYE, MATEY!
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey.
Why did the pirate captain want to hire a baseball player?
He knew he had a chest protector.
Why didn't the 11 year old go to the pirate movie? because it was rated arrrrr!
Why couldn't the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck!
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
Why did the pirate have a pumpkin strapped to his arm?
He was a squash-buckler.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
AYE, MATEY!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!